matt's away message

"When a 60 year old man hits on your friend it makes your day
Me: im so glad old ladies arent horny like dirty old men
KW: i know!!!
Me: man that would be disturbing to have a 60 yr old hit on me
KW: i know
Me: thank god for menopause
KW: i know
Me: you're fucked they created viagra
KW: i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: so girls have to endure humiliating episodes with old men
Me: ttyl
KW: bye
KW: i'll call you
Me: just know that you made my day very special by being you :-)
KW: fuck you matthew anthony berggren
Me: c u later katie :-)
KW: yeah, i'm running you over with the golf cart when i see you
Me: hahahaha im laughing so hard
Me: i love being friends with you so much
Me: this is just so classic, so amazing im speechless
KW: lol well anyways. i really have to get this shit done so i'll see you around 3
Me: can you wear a cheerleader costume for me so you look younger
KW: shut your face"

never a dull moment...

matt and i were supposed to take the company golf cart out for a little spin today, but the office of continuing studies had a last minute emergency, and, well...our plans were foiled!!!!! i guess we'll just have to wreak havoc another day. but it's not as though our lives lack every last ounce of excitement on this suffocating campus - i got to watch the fool pound down a 4x4 at in 'n out at one in the morning yesterday/today.

sorry this was pitiful. more on life later. maybe i'll post a picture or something.