a list of crazy adventures

i would elaborate but i'm insanely tired and there's too much to say. i figured i might as well get to it soon though before i forget. here you go:

i went to pasta pomodoro and found a huge mosquito eater thing in my salad - i almost ate it. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! i saw kinsey, exorcism of emily rose, and mission impossible 3 (tonight). we had our capsizing unit in sailing - "beRn" pulled a "cat-crawl" and completely flipped our boat, trapping herself under it inside the air pocket for about five minutes - i think i might expand on this later actually. we snuck into the pool to jump off the 10m high dive. i got stuck up there for a half hour while the cops circled the pool once my friends had ditched me. yeah. then matt and i got chased back by the squad car on our bikes. (we lost them.) i dressed like a prostitute - seriously - for exotic erotic, our annual playboy-ranked lingerie party. it was quite the awkward experience, but pretty fun once i was trashed enough. oh! i made my first ebay purchase. this actually took place during kinsey. and let me tell you...online bidding can be quite the adventure. woo! i mean, those final few moments...intense. we had to pause the movie whilst i focused all of my energy towards the computer screen. but i pulled through. and kicked major ass. but the dick weasels haven't sent me my ring (which is what i bought) yet! i am not too pleased with the entire thing. i may just have to be dealing out some negative feedback pretty soon here. it can be a real killer. this evening at the 750 pub i ordered a piece of chocolate mousse cake. i was quite ecstatic until i bit into it and it tasted like garlic. i thought it was my own imagination though, as my biking adventure to jack in the box earlier in the day also proved disastrous (foodwise). i therefore ate nearly the entire piece before forcing matt and tyler to try it. once they both gagged we took it up and found out that the cake had been stored in the spice refrigerator. it was terrible! i didn't get to enjoy my cake! oh, and there is a mugger on the loose. several people have been robbed at gunpoint on the street right outside my dorm over the past few weeks. i can't help but look at everybody suspiciously anymore. muggers know no one identity. they are not bounded by race, creed, gender, sexual orientation, or otherwise. you've gotta be careful out there - travel with a buddy. anyways, i'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired! i am. i want to sleep. but i have to get up early tomorrow :-( life is so chaotic nowadays. and matt is bothering me on instant messaging now. i am trying to write. but i have some knicknames now.

snippets of our conversation:

AAthedudeabides (3:27:12 AM): well thank you for your input
AAthedudeabides (3:27:36 AM): i mean you're the expert, after we couldnt find it i enacted plan consult kaitlin the conqueror
hotdamirok (3:27:49 AM): is that what i am now?
hotdamirok (3:27:50 AM): in the phone
AAthedudeabides (3:28:23 AM): lol no, that's not your name
AAthedudeabides (3:28:31 AM): i havent come up with one that is fitting enough
AAthedudeabides (3:34:43 AM): a few went through my head:
Kaitlin the Pirate
Kaitin the Conqueror
Blue Eyes Blue
Jaded Princess
(Wo)man in the box
and of course "Simply Mcdonalds"
hotdamirok (3:35:03 AM): haha. i like the last two
hotdamirok (3:35:23 AM): can i be simply mcdonalds?

AAthedudeabides (3:36:30 AM): can i be something cool in your phone
AAthedudeabides (3:36:34 AM): like: The Dude
hotdamirok (3:36:46 AM): you are not being the dude
AAthedudeabides (3:36:47 AM): or Matt 'this buds for u'
hotdamirok (3:36:48 AM): that's cliche
hotdamirok (3:36:51 AM): gross
AAthedudeabides (3:37:07 AM): back home im known as the dude
hotdamirok (3:37:15 AM): well sux for you then
hotdamirok (3:37:22 AM): because here in my phone
hotdamirok (3:37:23 AM): you are not
AAthedudeabides (3:37:25 AM): lol
AAthedudeabides (3:40:50 AM): can i be Matt the Mexicant
hotdamirok (3:40:58 AM): haha ok
AAthedudeabides (3:41:02 AM): sweet

so now i am simply mcdonalds. and matt is matt the mexicant. goodness gracious me!

well goodnight people of the world!